Why did the chicken cross the road in Italy? Because she was afraid somebody would “Caesar!”
Working for Chicken Farmers of Canada, we hear it all… and we’ve become expert punsters as a result. That’s why we get paid the buckbuckbucks! [insert groan here]
Now it’s your turn! Send us your best chicken joke (clean and relatively tasteful, if you please) and you’ll be in the running to receive one of our top-of-the-line, stainless steel BBQ sets!
Don’t be chicken – send us your jokes today to firstname.lastname@example.org or leave them in the comments. The deadline is August 15, 2009.